Thursday, 15 January 2015

Tallulah Talks Ed. 2 (heavily feat. Theo)

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Lu: I like to sing more louder so that everyone can hear it.



Lu: Honey, do I look good?

Theo: ....



Lu: Oooh, mama, you're getting too big for this couch. It's not gonna fit you anymore.

Me: ....Thanks Lu.



In the last little while, Theo was the one who I was trying to hide my laughter from most often.

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"Mama, this is a picture of you getting married. You're saying "AHHHHHHHHHH!"



Theo: Tallulah, if you keep yelling at me, you're gonna be k-l-p-f-e-y-. And that means no yelling!



Theo: Time to get the big black scissors! We need to cut your hair.

Me: No.

Theo: Aw, please? Just the hairs that are sticking up?

Me: No.

Theo: Awwwww mannnnnnn.



Me: Theo and Lu, what are you doing up there?

Theo (in a very loud whisper) : Quick Lu! Keep her busy!



On babies in Mama's tummy....

Theo: I don't think I want this baby. I heard they whine a lot for food.



On babies that used to be in Mama's tummy...

Theo: Remember Gus? Wouldn't it be funny if Jesus had boobies so that he was feeding Gus up there?

Me:.....

Lu:.....HAHAHAHA



On race...

Theo: So, when am I going to turn brown like Uncle Si?

Me: .....



Theo (after sitting awhile in silence, pondering and sighing) : Aw Mama, I wish you were white like us!

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