Tallulah Talks

This girl cracks me up on a daily basis so I've started saving the most ridiculous things she says in a running note on my phone. Hopefully you'll get a snort or maybe even a cackle.

Me: Lu, do you know that I love you?

Lu: Ssshhh! I'm eating.

To Matt on her playmobile nativity set....

Lu: I wrecked the mouse because I chewed him. Don't worry. I won't wreck Mary. She's not chewy.

Matt: .....

Lu: Remember that game where you hug me and I never hug you?

Me: ......

My friend, Katie: Lu, we have the same hairstyle!

Lu: Not really. Mine suits me better.

Lu: I look gorgeous. But maybe everyone at school will say Lu looks so cool. And I will say I'm not cool, that is for boys.

Me: Lu, girls can be anything boys can be.

Lu: (exasperated sigh)

On her nativity pageant....

Lu: I will be the baby Jesus!