Tallulah Talks Ed. 3

The more pregnant I get the less I seem to be posting! You're lucky actually because you're mainly missing out on a lot of whining. Everything was going so well and I thought, hey, this isn't so bad! This is easier than I remember it! I'm tired but I can deal! Well, that was before even going for groceries made me want to roll over (preferably in the Nutella aisle so I can grab a jar on my way down) and die. I'm at the point where I don't think I could possibly be more tired and then, oh look, I am. I'll spare you any pathetic further details.

To confirm that I am in fact alive, here are some hoots from the last little while....



Tallulah presented this to me after preschool on Groundhog Day and proudly announced, "Here's my warthog!" She lives by her own rules, that girl.



Playing Chopped ...

Lu: One...two...three...Step back! I look at my plate and it's delicious.



After meeting a toddler...

Lu: Hey, you know that little guy was speaking Spanish!

Me: I don't think so, Lu.

Lu: He is! Because I could not understand him.

Me:.....

Lu: Ladies and gentlemints! I gotta tell you something.



Lu: When the baby gets here, are we going to keep him for a bit and then give him away?

Me: ....No.

Matt: You can't hide things under the couch, Lu. That's not cleaning!

Lu: UGH!

Me: What did you get from this talk, Lu?

Lu: I don't know. We talked about a lot of things!

Lu: Where are my slippers?

Me: I think they're in your room. Go have a look.

Lu (dramatic moaning) : I can just not go up and down, up and down!

Me::......



Lu: Ugh. You is stupid.

Me: Lu, you can't talk like that to me. Say sorry.

Lu: Sorry...that you is stupid!

And a few gooders from Theo...

Theo: Daddy, let's watch Star Wars...while Mama is on a trip.

Matt:.... HAHAHA

Theo: Is a booby trap where monsters jump out and attack you with their boobies?

Me: .....

Theo: Ok, who is your boyfriend?

Lu: Um...you!

Theo: Actually no. You have to pick a stuffie.

Me: Do you want me to eat that for you?

Theo: No....nice try.